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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Obama = ebola

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Women.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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