What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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