- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

David Cameron

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

My jeans

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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