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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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