- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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