What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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