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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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