A black man walks out of a police station

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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