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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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