- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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