- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Women's Rights.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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