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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

united we sit, cause we're fat

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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