A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

^ That's not even funny ^

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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