- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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