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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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