What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Yes

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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