- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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