- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Im cute hehehee

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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