- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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