what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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who do we all like george goodburn

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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