Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Albino African Americans

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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pudding

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Potassium? K.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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