- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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