A miserable man committed suicide.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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