What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Women's Rights

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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