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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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