- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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