how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

guess what? bannanas

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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