- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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