- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Cripples are lame.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

womens rights

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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