- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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