- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

asians have slitted eyes lol

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??