Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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