- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Black people having a Job.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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