Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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