Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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