- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

homosexual rights to marriage

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Balls

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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