- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

an emo girl walked into a white room

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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