- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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