why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

womens rights

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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