Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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