why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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