- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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