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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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