- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

u know whats a crime? rape

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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