- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

I think everybody should have a penis.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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