- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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