Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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