- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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