- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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