- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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