- Anti Joke

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.