why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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