What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How old are you? 7

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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