A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

a black man walks out of popeyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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