What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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