- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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