- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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