What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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