Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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