What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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