- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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