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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Obama = ebola

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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