- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Don't believe in Atheists.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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