What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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