- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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