there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

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