Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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