What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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