Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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