- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

My spelling is horrible

I'm so punny.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Jesus Christ

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