- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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