- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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