What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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