Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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This isn't funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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No antijoke here.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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