- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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