- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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