- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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