- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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