- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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