- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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