What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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a black man pays his child support

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

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