- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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