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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What rhymes with milk...milf

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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