- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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