- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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