- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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