- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

So a baby seal walks into a club...

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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