Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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i'm hard

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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