why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Your mums a potato

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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