- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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