- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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