- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your no better than a cockroach

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Women's rights.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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