What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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