What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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