- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What are annoying? Ads.

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