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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.