- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What is your name? My name is Jeff

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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