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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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