- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Ain't idn't a word.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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