Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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a black man pays his child support

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

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