- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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