- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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