- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

I am quite mature.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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