why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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