What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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