Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A man goes to the potty.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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