whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Peas

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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