why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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