What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

poo

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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