- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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