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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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