Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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