3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Bitch

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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