- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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