Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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men's rights activists

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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