- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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