- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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