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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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