What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

My jeans

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

dat shoe shine tho

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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