It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Boxing on Boxing Day

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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