How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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