Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Blacks

quantum physics?

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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