Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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