Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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