-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What do I hate? people

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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