What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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penis in the camel

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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