- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

whats white jizz

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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