- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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