- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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