- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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