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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What page are you on The gay page.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Take part of what?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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