- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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