Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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