- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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