A Chinese man fails a math test

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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