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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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