Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Half life 3 confirmed

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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