A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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