- Anti Joke

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind