- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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