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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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