- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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