- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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