- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Jesus Christ

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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