why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Weaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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25

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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