A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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