Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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