Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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