- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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