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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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