Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A pope meets another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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