- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Neil is a reterd.

what goes boo a sock

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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