- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Albino African Americans

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A bar walks into a man

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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