Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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