The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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