- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Go away still nothing to see

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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