This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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