What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What is green and slow Grass.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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