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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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