Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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