- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

womens rights

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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