What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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