Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Albino African Americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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