Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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guess what what ...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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You are joking right?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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