- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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