- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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