Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Read a Book.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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womens rights

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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like if your cool

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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