- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

get in the car.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

mexicans fishing

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

sky's sty

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How come grilled cheese?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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