- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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