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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What is life? Paul.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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