antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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