When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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i dont fisish anythi

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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