Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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