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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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