- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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