Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why Did the throw up He was sick

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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