Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How you know when dislextic

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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