why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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