I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

I am a mime

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Knock knock Fuck off!

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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