How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Women's rights.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Anyone can post anything.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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