Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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