- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Poop

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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