- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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