whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Who is big and stupid My brother

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

No your aunties a joke

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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