- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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