- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Justin Bieber

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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