Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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