Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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