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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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