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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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