- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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