- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Justin Bieber

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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