- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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