Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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