- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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